I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
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Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
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I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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