Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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