life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
