We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
ttyl tear gas
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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