i jhust puked up my retainher.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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