I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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