He is an equal opportunity slut.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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