Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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