I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Everclear isn't food dammit
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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