Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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