DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
