I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
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For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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