My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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