If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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