i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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