you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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