i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
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