Are we in a gay sports bar?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
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How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
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You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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