Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
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Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
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8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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