): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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