Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
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She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
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I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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