Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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