I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
So much rum. So many feels.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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