I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
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One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
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When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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