The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
You've changed since you got that strap on
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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