Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
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Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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