R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
