I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
