your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
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but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
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I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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