Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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