I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
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Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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