So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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