sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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