So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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