Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
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You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
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If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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