Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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