One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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