What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
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