Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
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That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
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Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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