Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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