you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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