I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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