I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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