You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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