North Korea, Best Korea!
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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