The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
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Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
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Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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