i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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