he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
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sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
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Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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