38 yer olds are good kisserssss
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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