no, he came in my armpit
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
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He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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