so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
