You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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