what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
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We had to coat check the pizza.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
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When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I had to cum in my sink.
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