So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
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I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
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Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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