mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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