OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
In America we eat man semen.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I just found puke in my bra..
cat food counts as protein by the way
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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