did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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