Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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